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Hemorrhoids
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Keeping in line with the other thread...I am the lucky recipient of my first ever hemorrhoid Sad

Rather large, the doc said, as he examined it, much to my delight*

Could be stress, or sitting on the throne for too long (thank you RATW), or going too often.
I do not strain, except when I read Corny, CTS and Binder posts. Actually, that's when I wince.

Get some cream, use a Sitz bath, aloe vera, coconut oil, daily warm baths or showers...
WTF - that's asking a lot, especially the showers.
Also, I might eat some of the products I get...

Question: what do I call such a visitor who got so personal and is so near and dear to my parts?
Any name suggestions? I think it should start with "H"...as in Holio!
I have one idea in mind: let's see if it gets seconded... Grin

*Luckily, I could see his hands...wait a minute!!!!!!!
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I had a bad one I dealt with for 10 years before finally having it removed last fall.

Best thing I've ever done. Comfort levels are 1000% better.

Mine came from 20 years of sitting for a living.

Get it taken care of and move on with life and you'll be a lot happier.
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Proving there is no topic we won't discuss..
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Great!! Just what we need!! Another Trump thread!!!

In answer to your question... Hrump??
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(2018-06-12, 03:38 PM)Lumbergh Wrote: I had a bad one I dealt with for 10 years before finally having it removed last fall.

Best thing I've ever done.  Comfort levels are 1000% better.

Mine came from 20 years of sitting for a living.

Get it taken care of and move on with life and you'll be a lot happier.

WTF.  10 years.

Had to see the doctor once, gave my medicine and said if in 2 days not better would do surgery.

Very painful but no surgery required.
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Ugh. I thought it said hummingbirds... Plain
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~ E. Hemmingway
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If it's located where I think it is, a tube of Lypsyl might help.
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(2018-06-12, 03:52 PM)RyeRocks Wrote: Proving there is no topic we won't discuss..

Just trying to show everyone I'm not a perfect asshole Laugh
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This thread's a pain in the ass.
"Oh mischief, glorious mischief...I do so love it!"
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(2018-06-12, 04:14 PM)Bandit Wrote: Great!!  Just what we need!!  Another Trump thread!!!

In answer to your question... Hrump??

I do like your name - gives the name a Ukrainian or Serbian flavour Wink

However, can anyone dispute the more appropriate name: "Harper the Hemorrhoid"?

No, Mr. Harper, we haven't forgotten... Grin
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(2018-06-13, 01:07 PM)Ululator Wrote:
(2018-06-12, 04:14 PM)Bandit Wrote: Great!!  Just what we need!!  Another Trump thread!!!

In answer to your question... Hrump??

I do like your name - gives the name a Ukrainian or Serbian flavour Wink

However, can anyone dispute the more appropriate name: "Harper the Hemorrhoid"?

No, Mr. Harper, we haven't forgotten... Grin

Hrudeau works for me as well...
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As a southern redneck was heard to say, "Hemeroids are like northerners, they're alright if they come down ocassionally and go back up.  It's when they decide to stay down, that they cause issues."
"Feeling silly and sublime", most of the time.
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Ars, everyone knows your daw-w-wg don't hu-u-u-unt Wink
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Actually, I'm enjoying calling him Harper.

I get to shit on him 4 times a day...
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Any thread where Harper or Hrump gets shat on 4 times a day is worth keeping on the first page Happy
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So after 3 weeks or so, Harper is getting smaller.

I'm concerned: after getting used to playing with it on a daily basis (and enjoying it), I fear it may be on its way out... Sad

I need to find a new source of enjoyment... Grin
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Harper is officially on its way out.
It sounds good saying it that way Happy

Any ideas for something that could match the enjoyment it provided me?

Ok, I'll say it: it kinda excited me...
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(2018-06-12, 03:06 PM)Ululator Wrote: Keeping in line with the other thread...I am the lucky recipient of my first ever hemorrhoid Sad

Rather large, the doc said, as he examined it, much to my delight*

Could be stress, or sitting on the throne for too long (thank you RATW), or going too often.
I do not strain, except when I read Corny, CTS and Binder posts. Actually, that's when I wince.

Get some cream, use a Sitz bath, aloe vera, coconut oil, daily warm baths or showers...
WTF - that's asking a lot, especially the showers.
Also, I might eat some of the products I get...

Question: what do I call such a visitor who got so personal and is so near and dear to my parts?
Any name suggestions? I think it should start with "H"...as in Holio!
I have one idea in mind: let's see if it gets seconded... Grin

*Luckily, I could see his hands...wait a minute!!!!!!!

The main culprit is the toilets we use here in the west. Sitting is actually a very unnatural position - we should be squatting.

Try this.

https://www.amazon.ca/Squatty-Potty-Orig...B00ESKVN7W
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(2018-06-24, 11:54 AM)Ululator Wrote: Harper is officially on its way out.
It sounds good saying it that way Happy

Any ideas for something that could match the enjoyment it provided me?

Ok, I'll say it: it kinda excited me...

You should try to get an ingrown hair on your ball sack... they are always fun to work out... painfully fun... which it seems excites you!!!
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(2018-06-24, 03:31 PM)Bandit Wrote:
(2018-06-24, 11:54 AM)Ululator Wrote: Harper is officially on its way out.
It sounds good saying it that way Happy

Any ideas for something that could match the enjoyment it provided me?

Ok, I'll say it: it kinda excited me...

You should try to get an ingrown hair on your ball sack... they are always fun to work out... painfully fun... which it seems excites you!!!

I went out with a girl who had one hair on one of her nipples.
That was fun to play with...NOT!

I didn't know grass grew on playgrounds... Icon_eek
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