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Prepare eggs for breakfast if you have egg smelling farts
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And no one will suspect a thing...

Muhahahahaha!
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What if my farts smell lile eggs and I don't even eat eggs?
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#3
Sounds like a cover up, which is the first step to a Dutch oven.
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(2018-09-16, 10:25 AM)bicboi Wrote: What if my farts smell lile eggs and I don't even eat eggs?

You eat too much veggies
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(2018-09-16, 07:28 PM)Limestoner Wrote:
(2018-09-16, 10:25 AM)bicboi Wrote: What if my farts smell lile eggs and I don't even eat eggs?

You eat too much veggies

There’s a cure for that.

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Buy a dog and blame the smell on Fluffy...
Why is common sense not so common?
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(2018-09-16, 09:35 PM)Ululator Wrote: Buy a dog and blame the smell on Fluffy...

That's a cowards way out.

(2018-09-16, 07:28 PM)Limestoner Wrote:
(2018-09-16, 10:25 AM)bicboi Wrote: What if my farts smell lile eggs and I don't even eat eggs?

You eat too much veggies

Strange thing is when I used to eat eggs, my gas was still stanky but of a different 'fragrance' Confused
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#8
I eat eggs on an almost daily basis and don't notice the "egg farts", or at least rarely do.
does daily consumption change the odour or is it just a random thing?
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Beam me up, Scotty
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If you inhale hydrogen sulfide, you will produce a rotten eggs smell fart.
Try to avoid it.
Why is common sense not so common?
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At first glace, you'd think it's impossible...but I just know somehow, some way, beat IS going to turn this thread into a discussion about the Indian Act.
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(2018-09-17, 07:24 AM)Ululator Wrote: If you inhale hydrogen sulfide, you will produce a rotten eggs smell fart.
Try to avoid it.

Or just cook up some eggs to camouflage the stank
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(2018-09-16, 09:35 PM)Ululator Wrote: Buy a dog and blame the smell on Fluffy...

That only worked until the dog died. Then I got strange looks.
I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia.
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