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Monika is mad at the Karlssons because Erik is gay and trying to steal Mike away
Melnyk didn't actually need the organ he got from a fan...he just sold it on the black market
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What is the next meltdown to happen in Ottawa as per Duthie's statement?
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#1 it is.
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I think the Eugene Melnyk's investigative report on Erik Karlsson's injury is FINALLY complete and it will be tabled soon. It will show that Monika Caryck paid Matt Cooke to take out Karlsson's leg but instead Cooke only caught the ankle Wink
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Someone from Sens management will be exposed to have a Bryan Colangelo type twitter alternative persona.
see Travis Yost
https://yosttravis.tumblr.com/post/17488...er-account

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I suspect that Melnyk not only sold the organ that was donated to him, but that he has been harvesting them from gangland shooting victims and homeless people for years and selling them on the black market.
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That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.
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Melnyk arrested while attempting bank heist dressed as spartacat.
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Duchene requests a trade back to Colorado.
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(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.

They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.
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(2018-06-14, 04:32 PM)FashionPolice Wrote: Melnyk arrested while attempting bank heist dressed as spartacat.

Sparticat is an A hole so this makes perfect sense
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(2018-06-14, 06:33 PM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.

They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.

Arguably, both teams have a generational player, so which one are you talking about?
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(2018-06-14, 07:26 PM)Mavid Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 04:32 PM)FashionPolice Wrote: Melnyk arrested while attempting bank heist dressed as spartacat.

Sparticat is an A hole so this makes perfect sense

Plus we all know geno is a cheapo cuz he gots no $$$
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(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.



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Karlsson was not the father of the baby, this guy was.


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(2018-06-14, 06:33 PM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.

They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.

Karlsson isn't generational?
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(2018-06-15, 08:32 AM)Pouzar Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 06:33 PM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.

They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.

Karlsson isn't generational?

I goofed...both your teams suck, even WITH generational players.
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Melnyk's long lost twin brother Julius (who has the same frame of mind as EM) takes over ownership of the team and continues the downward spiral
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(2018-06-15, 08:41 AM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-15, 08:32 AM)Pouzar Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 06:33 PM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.

They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.

Karlsson isn't generational?

I goofed...both your teams suck, even WITH generational players.

Not all the franchises can be as proud and respectable as the Habs.
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(2018-06-15, 11:40 AM)ZappaScores Wrote:
(2018-06-15, 08:41 AM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-15, 08:32 AM)Pouzar Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 06:33 PM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 03:16 PM)HockeyHippy Wrote: That the entire "Ottawa Senators" are actually an elaborate conspiracy, orchestrated by Peter Chiarelli and Daryl Katz, to make it appear that the Oilers are only the 2nd most disfunctional team in the NHL.

They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.

Karlsson isn't generational?

I goofed...both your teams suck, even WITH generational players.

Not all the franchises can be as proud and respectable as the Habs.

If you saw my post as gloating about the Habs, then you need to read a bit more on the Habs Forum. I'm personally sick and tired of hearing about the glorious past.
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(2018-06-15, 02:06 PM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-15, 11:40 AM)ZappaScores Wrote:
(2018-06-15, 08:41 AM)Captain aHab Wrote:
(2018-06-15, 08:32 AM)Pouzar Wrote:
(2018-06-14, 06:33 PM)Captain aHab Wrote: They still hold the title for most disfunctional team with a generational player.

Karlsson isn't generational?

I goofed...both your teams suck, even WITH generational players.

Not all the franchises can be as proud and respectable as the Habs.

If you saw my post as gloating about the Habs, then you need to read a bit more on the Habs Forum. I'm personally sick and tired of hearing about the glorious past.

LOL. try being a Leaf fan and hearing the glorious past (67) Wink
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